If you're not a cat person, move on. This is an embroidered patch by David Shrigley that appeals specifically to the cat lover in your life. The one that appreciates that a cat will now and again let you kiss its paw and let you be grateful for the opportunity. A cat lover's understanding that, even though paw is out and invitation is extended, there's still a chance you'll get a a claw in the eye for daring to take them up on the offer. Ah cats, cute and psychotic, they'll probably try to chew this purple patch right off wherever you decide to attach it.

Embroidered patch can be attached by sewing or ironing and measures 4 cm x 5.5 cm.